Don Rickles hosts a star-studded celebrity roast of Dean Martin.
Charles proposes to Latice with an ugly antique ring at the advice of his wise-cracking best friend.
Based on the novel by Richard Hooker, M*A*S*H follows a group of Mobile Army Surgical Hospital officers at they perform surgery and pass the time just miles from the front lines of the Korean Conflict. Led by Captains Hawkeye Pierce (Donald Sutherland) and Trapper John McIntyre (Elliott Gould), they add to the chaos and hilarity of the situation.
When her husband disappears, Carlyle Hardwicke finds it impossible to rent a room in her London apartment, since everyone assumes she's a murderer. Recently arrived American diplomat William Gridley, however, has no idea about her reputation. Sparks fly between the pair, and Gridley rents the room. When his boss, Franklyn Ambruster, learns what Gridley has blundered into, he reproves him until he meets the lovely Carlyle. The two men try to clear her name.
An unemployed male stripper and certifiable slacker, Tommy Collins (Pauly Shore) ends up homeless when his mom throws him out of their trailer. Desperate for a place to stay, Collins figures that landing a spot on a jury should get him a roof over his head, food in his belly and a few bucks in his pocket. Shockingly, his plan works -- and he will do anything to delay the trial's verdict so he can keep living large and make his moves on knockout juror Monica (Tia Carrere).
Gina Yashere takes the stage to perform her unapologetically hilarious stand-up routine.
Dede, a famous performing circus dog, gets left behind when her show leaves town. When she is adopted by a lonely boy on a farm, the vain dog has to learn to get along with the other animals.
Comic Jim Breuer deals with being a middle-aged dad in suburbia.
Pastor Marcus inherits several million dollars from his mean Aunt Fema, but it comes with strings attached.